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How to Act in a Hotel: Take a Quiz from How to Marry a Politician and Survive by Nia Magoulianiti-McGregor

How to Marry a Politician and SurviveDo you have what it takes to be a politician’s wife? Take a quiz from How to Marry a Politician and Survive, by Nia Magoulianiti-McGregor, to find out.

The book is a tongue-in-cheek look at South African politics, and a celebration of its quirky moments. Magoulianiti-McGregor provides funny – and sometimes cutting – advice for those hoping to “land a big fish”.

Take the quiz, which will determine whether you have the etiquette skills to be a politician’s wife:

1. Your politician partner has taken you to iconic hotels, such as the Hotel Le Negresco in Nice or the Hotel Grande Bretagne in Athens. When you leave, you

a) Take the slippers, postcards on the desk and complimentary shampoos.

b) Ask the staff what they’re being paid and suggest mass action.

c) Take the slippers, postcards on the desk, complimentary shampoos, complimentary body lotions, a half-used soap, the fluffy towelling gown, a pen, a sheet and that nice lamp next to the bed.

2. You are in the north of France and a politician you have just been introduced to kisses you four times on your cheeks. You

a) Kiss back, holding your breath so he can’t smell your garlic-laden coq au vin lunch.

b) Slap his face four times.

c) French-kiss him back.

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